Illustration by Jake Thrasher. Scorpio, the Scorpion: Oct. 23rd– Nov. 21st Last month was kind of tricky, hey Scorpio? Time away from your family...

Virgo, the Virgin: Aug. 23- Sep. 22 The beginning of a new semester is looking like an all-around lucky time for you. Classes will go well, your boss...

By Jake Thrasher Taurus, the Bull: April 20- May 20 I’ve been telling you for months, but you just haven’t listened, have you, Taurus? You’ve been operating at 100 miles a minute, running on fumes, taking on way too many projects and personal struggles and you’re about to run out of steam. Well, relax for real this time, Taurus, because I see good things coming...

Curious what the rest of the new year has in store for you? Well, worry not; your 2016 horoscope is here! Regular monthly horoscopes will resume the second...

Sagittarius, the Archer: November 22 – December 21 Let’s be honest, Sagittarius. You spent the first six months of 2015 saying “this will be my year,” and the last five praying for 2016 to please be kinder to you. It hasn’t been a walk in the park, but this December you’re turning a corner! You’ve spent the whole year doing stuff for other people, and...