Tag Archives: Horoscopes

It’s a stressful time to be an ASB presidential candidate. Handing out stickers, dressing up to impress constituents and changing your Instagram username...

Well, guys, it’s been real. As self-designated campus psychic for the past two years, I’ve very much enjoyed helping you guys figure out what...

Illustration by Jake Thrasher Aries, the Ram: March 21- April 19 You’ve done a lot of growing in the past year, Aries, and the stars have taken note....

2017 is finally here! Hopefully it will be better than 2016, and not as many celebrities will die. If you’re curious about your future, check out your...

Author’s note: I am smarter than NASA. Your horoscope hasn’t changed just because NASA said so. They won’t even acknowledge poor little...

Illustration by Jake Thrasher Virgo, the Virgin: Aug. 23- Sept. 22 You need independence this month, Virgo. It’s time to spread your beautiful and gender-neutral...

  By Jake Thrasher Taurus, the Bull: April 20-May 20 May is going to be good to you, Taurus. You’ve just spent a lot of time focused out of your...

Aries Horoscope (Illustration by: Jake Thrasher) Aries, the Ram: March 21- April 19 Where have you been, Aries? You’re in a time of major transition...

  Pisces, the Fish: Feb. 19- Mar. 20 You’ve got big plans for this month, Pisces— and so far, everything has been going your way. Your friends...